-Yo Momma is soo stupid she sold her car for gasoline money
that one was actualy funny. :)

man those are the best yo momma jokes I've ever seen

I smell a copy & pasta.

yo momma is sofat when she sits on a scale yo can see her cellphone number!
X( >:(

Yo mama is so dumb she had a kid that couldn't think of any good "yo mama" jokes.

Yo momma is so fat,when she had liposuction the fat that got sucked out was enough to feed Africa for a decade!

OOH OOH I GOT SOME!!

yo mommas so stupid she went to a 24 hour store and asked what time they closed

yo mommas so stupid she went to a family renunion to look for date

yo mommas so old she has moses in her yearbook

yo momma so stupid she saw a crack on the sidewalk and she tried to inhale it.

You're Mum's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Whaddya think of it?

I'm not a guy... >:[

Hi everyone my name is Nick!

nice updates...I like the "blind kids cry" one the best. I liked that first emo joke too!

You're momma got raped.
Hilarity.

I can see that alot of the jokes suggested haven't been added yet. Oh well.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she burnt down her house to make her kids get out more.

I confess to laughing at the blonde joke.

Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped of the empire state building in a yellow suit and everone thought the sun was falling

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo Mama so stupid it took her 1 hour 2 cook minute rice.

This took fucking forever, you better use some of these!

OMG that IS alot of yo mamma jokes. And quite a few were really good.

yo mamma jokes<knock knock jokes.

he's an overrated hack.

;)

Yo momma's so ugly and stupid,When she went on a tour she asked the tour guide "What's this ugly thing?" The tour guide replied "Sorry,That's a mirror!"

yo momma so skinny, when she turned around, she dissapeared!

I've heard some of these, but that is an impressive collection you got there

Guy bellow is super cool!

see what i did there??

It's got everything!

God damn, read my last comment and thought; I must be saner drunk than I am sober!!!

Whats red, black and blue all over???
A rape victim!

yo mama so stupid she failed a survey

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

You so stupid you still think momma jokes are cool/funny.

YO MOMMA JOKES SUCK YOU SHOULD DIE

OMG U CALD ME A N00B IM GONNA GO KILL MYSELF

Fag. :3

BEH DOO DAY DOO DUH DAY DOE

next person to post wins free cake

*cake not included

have a marry christmas !!!!

lol hilarious!!!!

three girls go to the mall in december and santa said ho ho ho and they get down on the floor and said $200.00

Oh I got one! "Yo' momma's so fat, when she went swimming at the beach, she was marked as an island."

FUCK YOU!

Here's one: Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of your family tree!

There's another one like that...

Your momma so fat not even god can lift up her spirit.
Your momma sucked so much dick, her lips went double platinum.
Your momma so stupid that she threw a rock at the floor and missed.

woah.

yo momma is soo fat she ate while your birth XD

no rly u suck balls

Yo mama's so poor, the rats wipe their feet before they leave her house.
Yo mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on asprin.
Yo mama's so old her prom date was Moses.
Yo mama is so fat, she found Jesus and ate him.

Your mama so dumb that she sat on the tv and watched the couch.

Happy New Years!!!
Its 12:16 now in California

Your blog is so long that my finger gets cramped whilst scrolling down.

I blame 9/11.

hey remember me? im the jerk who always pm u. but i feel sorry for u so il make a emo joke.

what happens if you put 5 emos in a room? ill let you figure that out coz ur jerkface

I AM A GIANT FAGGOT

ha!HA!HA!you are so funny:D!!!!!!!!

LETS BE FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

You are a pimp. And the jokes are hilarious, keep it up!

Hey was up buddy?EMOS SUCK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i take it you have that poster with all the yo mama jokes on it. :/

Emos are dorks.HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!funny:)

Hey man!check out my page!!i made a few changes to it:D

fuck you

DUDE!How are you?

Did narutomaster456 ban you from his page?

Yo mama is so ugly that your dad gets a stuntman to kiss her.

Yo momma so fat she

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I have one!
Yo momma so old, she has an autographed bible.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Hey man, gratz on level 8.

Yo Momma jokes suck.

you mamma's so fat, when god said "Let there be light!" he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
yo mamma's so poor thar when burglars break into her house, they give her money.
yo mamma's so ugly,people dress up as her for halloween.
yo mamma's so old that she owes jesus 3 dollars.

i'm not sure if you've allready posted those or not, but its too long for me to read.

yo momma is so fat, then when god said let there be light, she moved
yo momma is so stupid, she broke her leg raking leaves in autumn by falling out of a tree!
yo momma is so fat, that when she fell into the grand canyon, she got stuck!

i'll think of more some other time

crap, someone beat my first joke

yo mamma's so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face and then looked at her butt and said "Twins!"

yo mamma's so poor, when someone found a penny on the ground, she said "hey, those are my life saveings! Give it back"

yo mamma's so dumb, she returned a puzzle to the store because she thought it was broken!

yo daddy's so gay, he makes michel jackson look straight!

Guh. So........much.........fail..........
in.........one.........page.

Hey, you do know that I have the 5th episode of FattyMcpatty out right?

no ur gay

yo mama so dumb she made me forget the joke.

lol

holy crap, yo momma is fatter than this news post. Which is huge..... That was gay.... /wrists

Holy crap, thats a lot of yo momma jokes. I would contribute, but the ones I know are already mentioned.

omg epic

Yo momma so black they marked her absent at a night camp

Yo momma jokes are for 12 year olds.

Faggot.

do u have something against the L7C or what?

Your, not old enough to be on NG are you? 0_o

lol durrrr, im teh mentally chalenged

i dont think the L7C is a bunch of 12 year olds obsessed with Nintendo

i know their leader, and he isnt nintendo obsessed hes really cool

Holy crap, that's a lot to read through.

*aplauds*

im definetly using some of these.

"yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck", is this one to old?

really? thats the first yo mama joke i ever heard. and i was 7.

guaranteed fresh until printed date or this snack's on us

LOLHUH!?

you should put in sum chuck norris jokes too. heres mine!
Chuck Norris is so awesum that when he orders at mcdonalds, he actually gets what he wants.
Chuck Norris is so tough, even his shadow is afraid of him.
Chuck Norris is so cool, he gets to fuck the first date.
see ya later.

are you gonna make some new yo mama jokes?

well, no joke today.
But i Doo heif a song for yous.
to the tune of happy birthday.
my name-a poncho
i work on a ronch-o
i make-a 5 dallor-a-day.
i go to lucy
she give me poosy
she take-a my 5 dallor-away!

yo mama so stupid she had you!

Why haven't I seen this classic from the 1980s?

"Yo mama is so nasty, I came to her house for dinner and asked, "What are we having?" She jumps on the table, spreads her legs, and says, "Crabs..."

Fayl

Yo mama's so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said: "Sorry, no professionals"

Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the security cameras.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets on a scale, it reads: 'To be continued...'

I know they suck but whatever

yo mama's so stupid when she was born her mom said aww, what a treasure and her dad said yeah, lets bury her!

Your failure makes me cry.