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Blond, redhead and brunete come to swimmin competition, rules are : first person to do breaststroke wins.
Brunete Finishes first, then redhead ,then blond,
Blond yells: Its Not Fair!!!!! the used their hands and legs.

Another Yo Momma Joke: when your mom comes to ugly competition , host says:
Srry M'am no proffesionals

Soon I will post more Jokes O.o

~~~UPDATE 11-7-06~~~~

( no coppy Pasta here)

Yo momma is like a bowling ball, she gets fingered, thrown in the gutter and comes back for more

Yo momma is soo stupid when i told her to do the robot, she had sex with R2 D2

Yo momma is soooo stupid she put ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept

This one is by "Neiliomedeilio":
Yo mama is so dumb she had a kid that couldn't think of any good "yo mama" jokes.

more coming up !! =)

~~~Update 11-28-07~~~

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on monster truck, it became lowrider

Yo momma is so ugly, she made blind kidz cry

yo momma is so ugly when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning

Making fun of emos:

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself

How many emos does it take to screw a light bulb?
none, they cry in a dark

( emos suck)

More coming up

~Update 12-6-07

those ones are by our viewers!:

Samurai Glock:

yo mommas so stupid she went to a 24 hour store and asked what time they closed

yo mommas so stupid she went to a family renunion to look for date

yo mommas so old she has moses in her yearbook

senior-twinki:

yo momma so stupid she saw a crack on the sidewalk and she tried to inhale it.

Xmanne:

Yo momma is so fat,when she had liposuction the fat that got sucked out was enough to feed Africa for a decade!

yo momma is sofat when she sits on a scale yo can see her cellphone number!
X( >:(

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this huge stack of jokes is from chortman 37: He fuckin rules!! (Respect him nao)

Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped of the empire state building in a yellow suit and everone thought the sun was falling

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo Mama so stupid it took her 1 hour 2 cook minute rice.

UPDATE 12-27-07

by squeky:

three girls go to the mall in december and santa said ho ho ho and they get down on the floor and said $200.00

by reeoz:

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

UPDATE 4-16-08

WHOS THAT POKEMON???!!!

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